Dear America, Please wash your hands.
I know you’re in hurry. I know that your dad only wiped them on his jeans. And yes, the water is cold.
America, I’ve told you before, use the soap. That quick rinse won’t help.
I don’t mean to nag you, but I care about you.
There are some really bad things out there and I want to protect you. I don’t want anything bad to happen to you.
You know it’s just because I care. Love, Your Family Doctor